Drinking Captions and Quotes for Every Occasion 🍻

Whether you’re raising a glass with friends, enjoying a quiet evening with wine, or celebrating your sobriety, there’s always a perfect caption to capture the moment. This collection of witty, thoughtful, and fun drinking-related quotes and captions covers everything from cocktail hour to hangover recovery, with a dash of humor and a splash of wisdom. From the bubbly excitement of champagne toasts to the cozy comfort of a mocktail, we’ve got you covered. ‘

So grab your favorite beverage, scroll through these spirited words, and find the perfect phrase to complement your drink – and your lifestyle. Cheers to good times, great friends, and unforgettable memories!

Cheers to Good Times 🥂

• Here’s to nights we’ll never forget with friends we’ll always remember
• Life is too short for bad vibes and warm drinks
• Raise your glass to new adventures and old friends
• In high spirits with my favorite spirits
• Toasting to the good, the bad, and the thirsty
• Sip happens, but friends make it better
• Clinking glasses and making memories
• Here’s to nights that turn into mornings
• Cheers to the weekend – may it last forever
• Good times and tan lines, with a dash of wine

 Wine O’Clock Wisdom 🍷

• Age gets better with wine, and wine gets better with age
• Keep calm and pour on
• Wine flies when you’re having fun
• You had me at Merlot
• Sip back and relax, it’s wine o’clock somewhere
• Life is too short to drink bad wine
• Wine a little, laugh a lot
• Uncork and unwind
• Today’s forecast: 99% chance of wine
• In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is strength. In water, there is bacteria.

 Cocktail Hour Chronicles 🍸

• Shaken, stirred, or however you like it
• Life is a mixed drink – shake it up
• When life gives you lemons, add vodka
• Cocktails: because no great story started with a salad
• It’s not drinking alone if your plants are exotic
• Happiness is… finding the perfect cocktail
• Stirring up trouble and shaking off stress
• Mixing it up one cocktail at a time
• Life’s short, make it a double
• Keep calm and shake on

 Beer Lovers’ Banter 🍺

• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
• Wish you were beer
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer
• Working is the curse of the drinking class
• Save water, drink beer
• I’m not a beer snob, I’m a beer enthusiast
• 99 bottles of beer on the wall… Challenge accepted
• Ale’s well that ends well
• Keep your friends close and your beer closer
• Life’s too short for cheap beer

 Mocktail Moments 🧉

• Zero proof, 100% fun
• Shaken, not slurred
• Living my zest life
• Sippin’ pretty without the buzz
• Virgin and fabulous
• Mocktails: all of the fun, none of the regrets
• Clear head, full heart, can’t lose
• Raising the (juice) bar
• Sobriety: my kind of high
• Forget FOMO, embrace JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out)

 Tipsy Truths 🤪

• Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk
• I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balance
• The best stories begin with “I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but…”
• Drink triple, see double, act single
• I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution
• Trust me, you can dance – Alcohol
• The older I get, the better I was
• I’m not slurring my words, I’m speaking in cursive
• It’s not a hangover, it’s wine flu
• I drink to make other people more interesting

 Liquid Courage Quips 💪

• Courage: sometimes liquid, always within
• Intoxicated with life, no alcohol needed
• Brave enough to dance, smart enough to stop
• Liquid courage: apply liberally, use responsibly
• Confidence: 60% water, 40% alcohol, 100% you
• Fearless after a few, regretful after too many
• Bottoms up, inhibitions down
• Sip by sip, I become unstoppable
• Drunk words are sober thoughts
• Liquid courage: turning wallflowers into party animals since forever

 Happy Hour Humor 😄

• It’s not happy hour, it’s happy hours
• Time flies when you’re having rum
• The happiest hour is the one you spend with friends
• I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already
• Happy hour: because adulting is hard
• I’m not an alcoholic,non-native, s go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties
• My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror
• I drink to make other people more interesting
• 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not
• I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from being awesome

 Hangover Helpers 😵

• I’m not hungover, I’m… nevermind, I’m hungover
• Dear Past Self, I hate you
• Hangover (noun): The wrath of grapes
• Today’s forecast: Severe hangover with a chance of vomiting
• I’m in a glasscoma
• I’m not hungover, I’m still drunk from yesterday
• Hangover level: Finding your sunglasses in the refrigerator
• The best cure for a hangover is prevention
• I don’t get hangovers, I get angel wings
• Hangover: When your body reminds you that it’s not a hardcore party animal

Sober & Fabulous 🌟

• Sobriety: the best high I’ve ever had
• Clear mind, full heart, can’t lose
• Plot twist: I don’t need alcohol to have fun
• Living my best life, alcohol-free
• Drunk on life, not on booze
• Sober is the new black
• Recovery: the gift that keeps on giving
• I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-alcohol
• Hangover free since 2023 (or whatever year applies)
• The only thing I’m addicted to now is being awesome