Drinking Captions and Quotes for Every Occasion 🍻

Whether you’re raising a glass with friends, enjoying a quiet evening with wine, or celebrating your sobriety, there’s always a perfect caption to capture the moment. This collection of witty, thoughtful, and fun drinking-related quotes and captions covers everything from cocktail hour to hangover recovery, with a dash of humor and a splash of wisdom. From the bubbly excitement of champagne toasts to the cozy comfort of a mocktail, we’ve got you covered. ‘

So grab your favorite beverage, scroll through these spirited words, and find the perfect phrase to complement your drink – and your lifestyle. Cheers to good times, great friends, and unforgettable memories!

Cheers to Good Times πŸ₯‚

Cheers to Good Times
  • Here’s to nights we’ll never forget with friends we’ll always remember
  • Life is too short for bad vibes and warm drinks
  • Raise your glass to new adventures and old friends
  • In high spirits with my favorite spirits
  • Toasting to the good, the bad, and the thirsty
  • Sip happens, but friends make it better
  • Clinking glasses and making memories
  • Here’s to nights that turn into mornings
  • Cheers to the weekend – may it last forever
  • Good times and tan lines, with a dash of wine

 Wine O’Clock Wisdom 🍷

  • Age gets better with wine, and wine gets better with age
  • Keep calm and pour on
  • Wine flies when you’re having fun
  • You had me at Merlot
  • Sip back and relax, it’s wine o’clock somewhere
  • Life is too short to drink bad wine
  • Wine a little, laugh a lot
  • Uncork and unwind
  • Today’s forecast: 99% chance of wine
  • In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is strength. In water, there is bacteria.

 Cocktail Hour Chronicles 🍸

  • Shaken, stirred, or however you like it
  • Life is a mixed drink – shake it up
  • When life gives you lemons, add vodka
  • Cocktails: because no great story started with a salad
  • It’s not drinking alone if your plants are exotic
  • Happiness is… finding the perfect cocktail
  • Stirring up trouble and shaking off stress
  • Mixing it up one cocktail at a time
  • Life’s short, make it a double
  • Keep calm and shake on
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 Beer Lovers’ Banter 🍺

  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
  • Wish you were beer
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer
  • Working is the curse of the drinking class
  • Save water, drink beer
  • I’m not a beer snob, I’m a beer enthusiast
  • 99 bottles of beer on the wall… Challenge accepted
  • Ale’s well that ends well
  • Keep your friends close and your beer closer
  • Life’s too short for cheap beer

 Mocktail Moments πŸ§‰

  • Zero proof, 100% fun
  • Shaken, not slurred
  • Living my zest life
  • Sippin’ pretty without the buzz
  • Virgin and fabulous
  • Mocktails: all of the fun, none of the regrets
  • Clear head, full heart, can’t lose
  • Raising the (juice) bar
  • Sobriety: my kind of high
  • Forget FOMO, embrace JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out)

 Tipsy Truths πŸ€ͺ

  • Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balance
  • The best stories begin with “I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but…”
  • Drink triple, see double, act single
  • I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution
  • Trust me, you can dance – Alcohol
  • The older I get, the better I was
  • I’m not slurring my words, I’m speaking in cursive
  • It’s not a hangover, it’s wine flu
  • I drink to make other people more interesting

 Liquid Courage Quips πŸ’ͺ

  • Courage: sometimes liquid, always within
  • Intoxicated with life, no alcohol needed
  • Brave enough to dance, smart enough to stop
  • Liquid courage: apply liberally, use responsibly
  • Confidence: 60% water, 40% alcohol, 100% you
  • Fearless after a few, regretful after too many
  • Bottoms up, inhibitions down
  • Sip by sip, I become unstoppable
  • Drunk words are sober thoughts
  • Liquid courage: turning wallflowers into party animals since forever
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 Happy Hour Humor πŸ˜„

  • It’s not happy hour, it’s happy hours
  • Time flies when you’re having rum
  • The happiest hour is the one you spend with friends
  • I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already
  • Happy hour: because adulting is hard
  • I’m not an alcoholic,non-native, s go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties
  • My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror
  • I drink to make other people more interesting
  • 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from being awesome

 Hangover Helpers 😡

  • I’m not hungover, I’m… nevermind, I’m hungover
  • Dear Past Self, I hate you
  • Hangover (noun): The wrath of grapes
  • Today’s forecast: Severe hangover with a chance of vomiting
  • I’m in a glasscoma
  • I’m not hungover, I’m still drunk from yesterday
  • Hangover level: Finding your sunglasses in the refrigerator
  • The best cure for a hangover is prevention
  • I don’t get hangovers, I get angel wings
  • Hangover: When your body reminds you that it’s not a hardcore party animal

Sober & Fabulous 🌟

Sober & Fabulous
  • Sobriety: the best high I’ve ever had
  • Clear mind, full heart, can’t lose
  • Plot twist: I don’t need alcohol to have fun
  • Living my best life, alcohol-free
  • Drunk on life, not on booze
  • Sober is the new black
  • Recovery: the gift that keeps on giving
  • I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-alcohol
  • Hangover free since 2023 (or whatever year applies)
  • The only thing I’m addicted to now is being awesome

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