Whether you’re raising a glass with friends, enjoying a quiet evening with wine, or celebrating your sobriety, there’s always a perfect caption to capture the moment. This collection of witty, thoughtful, and fun drinking-related quotes and captions covers everything from cocktail hour to hangover recovery, with a dash of humor and a splash of wisdom. From the bubbly excitement of champagne toasts to the cozy comfort of a mocktail, we’ve got you covered. ‘
So grab your favorite beverage, scroll through these spirited words, and find the perfect phrase to complement your drink β and your lifestyle. Cheers to good times, great friends, and unforgettable memories!
Cheers to Good Times π₯
- Here’s to nights we’ll never forget with friends we’ll always remember
- Life is too short for bad vibes and warm drinks
- Raise your glass to new adventures and old friends
- In high spirits with my favorite spirits
- Toasting to the good, the bad, and the thirsty
- Sip happens, but friends make it better
- Clinking glasses and making memories
- Here’s to nights that turn into mornings
- Cheers to the weekend β may it last forever
- Good times and tan lines, with a dash of wine
Wine O’Clock Wisdom π·
- Age gets better with wine, and wine gets better with age
- Keep calm and pour on
- Wine flies when you’re having fun
- You had me at Merlot
- Sip back and relax, it’s wine o’clock somewhere
- Life is too short to drink bad wine
- Wine a little, laugh a lot
- Uncork and unwind
- Today’s forecast: 99% chance of wine
- In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is strength. In water, there is bacteria.
Cocktail Hour Chronicles πΈ
- Shaken, stirred, or however you like it
- Life is a mixed drink β shake it up
- When life gives you lemons, add vodka
- Cocktails: because no great story started with a salad
- It’s not drinking alone if your plants are exotic
- Happiness is… finding the perfect cocktail
- Stirring up trouble and shaking off stress
- Mixing it up one cocktail at a time
- Life’s short, make it a double
- Keep calm and shake on
Beer Lovers’ Banter πΊ
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
- Wish you were beer
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer
- Working is the curse of the drinking class
- Save water, drink beer
- I’m not a beer snob, I’m a beer enthusiast
- 99 bottles of beer on the wall… Challenge accepted
- Ale’s well that ends well
- Keep your friends close and your beer closer
- Life’s too short for cheap beer
Mocktail Moments π§
- Zero proof, 100% fun
- Shaken, not slurred
- Living my zest life
- Sippin’ pretty without the buzz
- Virgin and fabulous
- Mocktails: all of the fun, none of the regrets
- Clear head, full heart, can’t lose
- Raising the (juice) bar
- Sobriety: my kind of high
- Forget FOMO, embrace JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out)
Tipsy Truths π€ͺ
- Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk
- I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balance
- The best stories begin with “I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but…”
- Drink triple, see double, act single
- I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution
- Trust me, you can dance – Alcohol
- The older I get, the better I was
- I’m not slurring my words, I’m speaking in cursive
- It’s not a hangover, it’s wine flu
- I drink to make other people more interesting
Liquid Courage Quips πͺ
- Courage: sometimes liquid, always within
- Intoxicated with life, no alcohol needed
- Brave enough to dance, smart enough to stop
- Liquid courage: apply liberally, use responsibly
- Confidence: 60% water, 40% alcohol, 100% you
- Fearless after a few, regretful after too many
- Bottoms up, inhibitions down
- Sip by sip, I become unstoppable
- Drunk words are sober thoughts
- Liquid courage: turning wallflowers into party animals since forever
Happy Hour Humor π
- It’s not happy hour, it’s happy hours
- Time flies when you’re having rum
- The happiest hour is the one you spend with friends
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already
- Happy hour: because adulting is hard
- I’m not an alcoholic,non-native, s go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties
- My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror
- I drink to make other people more interesting
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not
- I’m not drunk, I’m just exhausted from being awesome
Hangover Helpers π΅
- I’m not hungover, I’m… nevermind, I’m hungover
- Dear Past Self, I hate you
- Hangover (noun): The wrath of grapes
- Today’s forecast: Severe hangover with a chance of vomiting
- I’m in a glasscoma
- I’m not hungover, I’m still drunk from yesterday
- Hangover level: Finding your sunglasses in the refrigerator
- The best cure for a hangover is prevention
- I don’t get hangovers, I get angel wings
- Hangover: When your body reminds you that it’s not a hardcore party animal
Sober & Fabulous π
- Sobriety: the best high I’ve ever had
- Clear mind, full heart, can’t lose
- Plot twist: I don’t need alcohol to have fun
- Living my best life, alcohol-free
- Drunk on life, not on booze
- Sober is the new black
- Recovery: the gift that keeps on giving
- I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-alcohol
- Hangover free since 2023 (or whatever year applies)
- The only thing I’m addicted to now is being awesome