235+ Diwali Captions For Instagram & Quotes

Illuminate your Instagram feed with these dazzling Diwali captions and quotes. Whether you’re looking for something funny, short, cool, or inspirational, we’ve got you covered.

Let your posts shine as bright as the festival of lights! 🪔✨

Best Diwali Captions For Instagram

• Light up the world with your inner glow ✨
• May your life be as colorful as rangoli 🎨
• Diwali vibes and festive times 🎉
• Spreading light, love, and laughter 💖
• Illuminating hearts, one diya at a time 🕯️
• Dressed in my Diwali best 👗
• Sparkling brighter than fireworks 🎆
• Sweets, treats, and Diwali meets 🍬
• Lighting up the night sky with joy 🌠
• Diwali: where every heart becomes a diya 💡
• Celebrating the victory of light over darkness 🏆
• May your Diwali be filled with love and laughter 😄
• Diwali nights and fairy lights 🧚‍♀️
• Glowing with gratitude this Diwali 🙏
• Embracing the festival of new beginnings 🌱
• Diwali vibes only 🕉️
• Shining bright like a diamond… and diyas 💎
• Wishing you a prosperous and luminous Diwali 💰
• Let the light guide you to success and happiness 🌟
• Diwali: the perfect excuse to sparkle ✨
• May your life be as lit as these diyas 🔥
• Celebrating the triumph of good over evil 🦸‍♀️
• Diwali: when the whole world lights up 🌍
• Spreading joy, one rangoli at a time 🌈
• May your Diwali be as sweet as ladoos 🍯
• Lighting up lives and spreading smiles 😊
• Diwali: the festival that brightens every heart 💖
• Embracing tradition with a modern twist 🔄
• May your year ahead be as bright as Diwali night 🌙
• Diwali: when every home becomes a palace of lights 🏰
• Celebrating the beauty of unity in diversity 🤝
• May the Diwali lights illuminate your path to success 🛤️
• Dressing up and lighting up 👚🕯️
• Diwali: the time when happiness is in the air 🎈
• Celebrating the festival of homecoming 🏠
• May your Diwali sparkle with moments of love and laughter 💞
• Lighting diyas, creating memories 📸
• Diwali: when the sky is painted with joy 🎨
• Wishing you a Diwali that’s bright, blessed, and beautiful 🌺
• Let the lights of Diwali remind you of your inner light ☀️
• Celebrating the victory of knowledge over ignorance 📚
• May your life be as colorful as Diwali fireworks 🎆
• Diwali: the perfect time to light up your dreams 💭
• Spreading the light of hope and happiness 🕯️
• May this Diwali bring you unlimited joy 😃
• Diwali: when every heart beats to the rhythm of festivity 🥁
• Celebrating the festival that connects hearts 💞
• May your Diwali be filled with love, light, and prosperity 💫
• Diwali: the time to illuminate your soul 🧘‍♀️
• Wishing you a Diwali that’s as bright as your smile 😊

Funny Diwali Captions For Instagram

• Diwali calories don’t count, right? 🍪
• Looking for my Deepavali soulmate… any takers? 💘
• My bank account is not ready for Diwali shopping 💸
• Diwali diet: Eat, sleep, mithai, repeat 🍬
• Who needs a gym when you have Diwali dance parties? 💃
• Relationship status: Committed to Diwali sweets 🍫
• My Diwali outfit is brighter than my future 👗
• Diwali: The only time it’s acceptable to play with fire 🔥
• Trying to fit into my Diwali clothes like… 🤐
• I’m just here for the ladoos 🍯
• Diwali resolution: Eat all the sweets in sight 🍬
• My hero during Diwali: a hungry panda 🐼
• Diwali shopping: Because who needs savings anyway? 💳
• I put the ‘deep’ in Deepavali… deep-fried snacks, that is 🍟
• Diwali goals: To shine brighter than the decorations ✨
• Who needs a light-up phone case when you have Diwali? 📱
• Diwali: The festival of lights… and overeating 🍽️
• My Diwali superpower: Detecting fresh samosas from a mile away 👃
• Diwali prep: 10% cleaning, 90% snacking 🧹🍪
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for Diwali celebrations 🛋️
• Diwali outfit: Expectation vs. Reality 🤣
• My Diwali hero: A moth attracted to all the lights 🦋
• Diwali: The only time mom allows me to play with fire 🕯️
• Who needs a disco ball when you have Diwali lights? 💡
• Diwali weight gain: It’s not a bug, it’s a feature 🐛
• My Diwali spirit is 50% festive, 50% food coma 😴
• Diwali: When ‘cleaning the house’ means hiding stuff in cupboards 🧺
• I’m not short, I’m just concentrated Diwali joy 🎉
• Diwali shopping list: Lights, camera, credit card action! 💳
• My Diwali glow is 10% makeup, 90% mithai 🍭
• Diwali: The festival of lights… and selfies 🤳
• I’m not procrastinating, I’m waiting for Diwali motivation ⏰
• Diwali calories are imaginary, just like my workout routine 🏋️‍♀️
• My Diwali outfit is sponsored by elastic waistbands 👖
• Diwali: When ‘lit’ takes on a whole new meaning 🔥
• I’m not addicted to Diwali sweets, I can quit anytime I want… tomorrow 🍬
• Diwali: The only time it’s acceptable to wake up the neighbors at midnight 🎇
• My Diwali hero: A squirrel hoarding nuts… but with sweets 🐿️
• Diwali shopping: Because retail therapy is cheaper than actual therapy 🛍️
• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode for Diwali 🔋
• Diwali: When ‘getting lit’ is family-friendly 🕯️
• My Diwali superpower: Finding the hidden sweets stash 🕵️‍♀️
• Diwali diet plan: See food, eat food 👀🍽️
• I’m not short-tempered, I’m just running low on Diwali sweets 😠🍬
• Diwali: The festival of lights… and credit card bills 💸
• My Diwali hero: A peacock… but with more sparkle 🦚✨
• Diwali cleaning: The annual treasure hunt in my own home 🏠
• I’m not overreacting, I’m just high on Diwali enthusiasm 🎉
• Diwali: When ‘glow up’ is taken literally 💅
• My Diwali mantra: Eat, pray, love… mostly eat 🍽️🙏❤️

Short Diwali Captions For Instagram

• Diwali vibes ✨
• Let there be light 💡
• Sparkle and shine 🌟
• Diya-lighted to celebrate 🕯️
• Festival of joy 😊
• Light up your life 🔆
• Diwali glow 💫
• Feeling festive 🎉
• Bright nights 🌙
• Diwali ready 🪔
• Shine on 🌠
• Sweet celebrations 🍬
• Lit life 🔥
• Rangoli vibes 🎨
• Diwali cheer 🥳
• Sparks of joy ⚡
• Festive feels 🎊
• Diwali magic ✨
• Light it up 💡
• Diya delight 🕯️
• Bright beginnings 🌅
• Festive glow 🌞
• Diwali dreams 💭
• Illuminate love 💖
• Sparkle season ✨
• Diwali dazzle 💎
• Light and love 💕
• Festive flair 🎭
• Diwali delights 🍭
• Shine bright 🌟
• Celebrate light 🎆
• Diwali ready 👗
• Glowing hearts ❤️
• Festive spirit 🎈
• Diwali nights 🌃
• Lit celebration 🔥
• Sparkling soul ✨
• Diwali joy 😄
• Light triumphs 🏆
• Festive mood 🥰
• Diwali blessings 🙏
• Shine from within ☀️
• Lighten up 💡
• Diwali happiness 😊
• Glitter and glow ✨
• Festive flames 🔥
• Diwali wishes 🎁
• Bright moments 🌠
• Light of hope 🕯️
• Diwali sparkle 💫

Cool Diwali Captions For Instagram

• Lighting up the ‘gram this Diwali 📸
• Diwali swag on point 😎
• Too cool for darkness 🕶️
• Diwali: My kind of lit 🔥
• Sparkling harder than diamonds 💎
• Diwali cool, Diwali rule 🤙
• Bringing the heat this Diwali 🌡️
• Cooler than a frozen ladoo 🍨
• Diwali: Where tradition meets trendy 🎭
• Lit AF (As Festival) 🎆
• Diwali drip too hard 💧
• Outshining the fireworks 🎇
• Diwali: The OG light show 💡
• Cooler than the other side of the diya 🕯️
• Diwali flex: Activated 💪
• Bringing the fire to Diwali 🔥
• Diwali mood: Unapologetically awesome 😎
• Lighting up feeds and streets 🌃
• Diwali style: On another level 🔝
• Too bright for your feed 🌞
• Diwali: Where everyone’s an influencer ✨
• Cooler than a cucumber raita 🥒
• Diwali drip: Activated 💧
• Shining brighter than your future 🌠
• Diwali: The ultimate glow-up 💅
• Too lit to quit 🔥
• Diwali cool, Diwali rule 😎
• Bringing the heat to the sweet 🍬
• Diwali: Where every selfie is golden 📸
• Cooler than the flip side of your pillow 🛏️
• Diwali: The OG festive flex 💪
• Lit enough to be seen from space 🚀
• Diwali: Where tradition gets a cool upgrade 🆙
• Cooler than a midnight breeze 🌬️
• Diwali: The festival of likes and lights 👍💡
• Bringing the bling to Diwali 💍
• Diwali mood: Effortlessly awesome 😌
• Cooler than the other side of the rangoli 🎨
• Diwali: Where every outfit is a showstopper 👗
• Lit enough to cause a power surge ⚡
• Diwali cool: It’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle 😎
• Bringing the fire to the festive attire 🔥👘
• Diwali: Where every pose is Insta-worthy 🤳
• Cooler than a freezing firework 🧊🎆
• Diwali: The ultimate trend-setter 🔝
• Lighting up the night and the feed 🌃📱
• Diwali mood: Too cool for school 🏫😎
• Bringing the swag to the Diwali bag 💼
• Diwali: Where every light is a spotlight 🎭
• Cooler than the flip side of a dosa 🥞

Catchy Diwali Captions For Instagram

• Diwali: Where every light tells a story 📖✨
• Catch the Diwali fever! 🤒🎉
• Diya-monds are a girl’s best friend 💎🕯️
• Light up, it’s Diwali o’clock! ⏰🎆
• Spreading light faster than gossip 💨💡
• Diwali: The ultimate glow-up season ✨💅
• Catch me if you can, I’m on Diwali time ⏳🏃‍♀️
• Diya-ing to celebrate with you! 🕯️🥳
• Lit from within, glowing without 🔆😊
• Diwali: Making darkness disappear since forever 🌑➡️🌕
• Sweetness overload: Diwali edition 🍬🤯
• Sparkling brighter than my future ✨🔮
• Diwali: The festival that lights up Instagram 📸💡
• Catch the light, spread the joy 🕯️😄
• Diya-licious celebrations ahead! 🕯️😋
• Light up your life, it’s Diwali time! 🎇🕰️
• Sparks fly when it’s Diwali 💥💖
• Diwali: The original light show 🎆🎭
• Catch the Diwali spirit, it’s contagious! 🦠🎉
• Diya by day, firework by night 🕯️🎇
• Lighting up feeds and streets 📱🌃
• Diwali: Where every day is a good hair light day 💇‍♀️💡
• Catch me under the Diwali lights 🌟👀
• Diya-mond in the rough, shining bright 💎✨
• Light camera action: Diwali edition 🎥🎬
• Sparkling thoughts and twinkling lights 💭✨

• Diwali: Where every selfie is lit 🤳💡
• Catch the wave of light and laughter 🌊😂
• Diya-ing to dive into Diwali festivities 🏊‍♀️🎉
• Light up your life, one diya at a time 🕯️➡️🔥
• Sparks of joy, flames of happiness 💥😊
• Diwali: The festival that outshines them all 🌟🏆
• Catch the Diwali bug, spread the cheer 🐞😄
• Diya-lectable treats and luminous nights 🍬🌙
• Light years ahead in celebration mode 🚀🎊
• Sparkling vibes only this Diwali ✨🚫
• Diwali: Where every heart becomes a lighthouse 💖🏮
• Catch me if you can, I’m on a Diwali high! 🏃‍♂️🎈
• Diya-mond days are here again 💎📅
• Light up the world with your Diwali smile 😁🌍
• Sparks of tradition, flames of modernity 🕯️🔌
• Diwali: The festival that never dims 💡🔆
• Catch the rhythm of lights and beats 💃🕺
• Diya by diya, we light up the world 🕯️🌎
• Light-hearted fun this Diwali season ❤️😆
• Sparkling brighter than a disco ball ✨🕺
• Diwali: Where every moment is picture-perfect 📸👌
• Catch the Diwali wave and ride it high 🏄‍♀️🌊
• Diya-licious vibes all around 🕯️😋

Diwali Quotes For Instagram

• “May the light of the diyas guide you towards knowledge and success.” 🕯️📚
• “Let the lights of Diwali remind us to shine our inner light.” ✨🧘‍♀️
• “Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that.” – Martin Luther King Jr. 🌑➡️🌕
• “There is light at the end of the tunnel. Hopefully it’s not a freight train!” – Mariah Carey 🚂💡
• “The light is always inside us, we just need Diwali to remind us.” 💖🔆
• “In the midst of darkness, light persists.” – Mahatma Gandhi 🕯️✊
• “May the festival of lights brighten your path towards progress.” 🛤️🏆
• “The night is darkest just before the dawn.” – Harvey Dent 🌃🌅
• “Let your light shine so brightly that others can see their way out of the dark.” 🌟👥
• “Diwali is the celebration of our inner light over spiritual darkness.” 🧘‍♂️💫
• “Light tomorrow with today.” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning 🕯️📅
• “There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.” – Edith Wharton 🕯️🪞
• “From a little spark may burst a mighty flame.” – Dante 💥🔥
• “The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.” – John 1:5 🌟🌑
• “All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle.” – Francis of Assisi 🕯️💪
• “Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.” – Desiderius Erasmus 💡🌑
• “May the divine light of Diwali spread into your life peace, prosperity, happiness, and good health.” 🙏✨
• “Diwali is the time to let your light shine bright.” 🌟😊
• “Light up the world with your smile this Diwali.” 😁🌍
• “When you light a lamp for someone, it also brightens your own path.” 🕯️🛤️
• “The triumph of light over darkness, good over evil, and knowledge over ignorance.” 🏆💡
• “Let the lights of Diwali remind you that you are the light of the world.” 🌟👤
• “May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.” 🕊️🤝
• “Happiness is in the air, it’s Diwali everywhere.” 😊🎉
• “May the beauty of Diwali season fill your home with happiness.” 🏠💖
• “May the joy, cheer, and merriment of this divine festival surround you forever.” 🎊🔄
• “May this Diwali bring universal compassion, inner joy of peace, love, and the awareness of oneness to all.” 🌍❤️
• “A festival full of sweet childhood memories, sky full of fireworks, mouth full of sweets, house full of diyas and heart full of joy.” 👧🎆🍬🕯️
• “May the light of the diyas guide you on the way to happiness and prosperity.” 🕯️💰
• “May the divine light of Diwali spread into your life peace, prosperity, happiness, and good health.” 🙏💫
• “Let’s make this Diwali joyous and bright, a celebration of our love for light.” 💖🎆
• “May millions of lamps illuminate your life with endless prosperity, health, and wealth forever.” 🕯️💰
• “May the light of the diyas fill your home with wealth, happiness, and everything that brings you joy!” 🏠😊
• “Diwali is the time to celebrate the victory of light over darkness.” 🏆💡
• “May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.” ☮️💰
• “Wishing you a gleam of diyas, echo of holy chants, contentment and happiness today, tomorrow and forever.” 🕯️🙏
• “May the divine light of Diwali spread into your life peace, prosperity, happiness, and good health.” 🌟💖
• “May the beauty of Deepavali season fill your home with happiness, and may the coming year provide you with all that brings you joy!” 🏠😊
• “Light a lamp of love! Blast a chain of sorrow! Shoot a rocket of prosperity! Fire a flowerpot of happiness! Wish you and your family a sparkling Diwali!” 💖🎆
• “May this Diwali be as bright as ever. May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.” 🌟💰
• “May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity.” 🕯️💼
• “As the candlelight flame, your life may always be happy and bright.” 🕯️😊
• “Let this Diwali burn all your bad times and enter you in good times.” 🔥👍
• “May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.” 🕊️🤝
• “May the divine light of Diwali spread into your life peace, prosperity, happiness, and good health.” 🙏✨
• “Diwali is the time to celebrate the victory of light over darkness, knowledge over ignorance, and hope over despair.” 🏆💡
• “May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.” ☮️💰
• “Wishing you a Diwali that brings happiness, prosperity and joy to you and all your family.” 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦😊
• “May the joy, cheer, and merriment of this divine festival surround you forever.” 🎉🔄
• “On Diwali, may your life be as colorful, shimmering and magical as the lights of the diyas!” 🌈✨

Diwali Puns For Instagram

• Diya think we’re having fun yet? 🕯️😄
• I’m having a Diwali good time! 🎉😆
• Oil be lighting diyas all night long 🕯️🌙
• You’re the sparkler of my eye 🎇👁️
• Diwali you be my valentine? 💘🪔
• I’m glowing out of control this Diwali 🤪💡
• You light up my life like a diya 🕯️❤️
• I’m head over heels for these festivities 🤸‍♂️🎊
• Diwali think about how blessed we are 🙏😊
• I’m on cloud nine… or is that just firework smoke? ☁️🎆
• You’re sweeter than any Diwali mithai 🍬😘
• I’m having a blast this Diwali 💥😁
• Diya ready for some fun? 🕯️🥳
• I’m glowing places this Diwali 🚶‍♂️💡
• Diwali-ve happily ever after 👰🤵
• I’m feeling pretty lit right now 🔥😎
• Diya think you can handle all this festivity? 🕯️💪
• I’m having a cracker of a time! 🧨😄
• Oil be seeing you at the Diwali party 🕯️👋
• You’re the flame to my diya 🕯️❤️
• I’m feeling pretty bright today ☀️😊
• Diwali you look at the beautiful lights! 🪔👀
• I’m on fire this Diwali season 🔥🕺
• Diya know it’s going to be a great celebration? 🕯️🎉
• I’m sparkling with joy
•  Rangoli around and find out 🎨😏
•  I’m having a diya-lightful time 🕯️😊
•  2Watt a bright idea Diwali is! 💡🤔
•   I’m glowing with the flow 🌊💫
•   Diwali you be my light in the darkness? 🕯️🌑 
• I’m feeling pretty illuminated right now 💡🧠
•  Diya ready to light up the night? 🕯️🌃
•  I’m on a roll… of sparklers! 🎇📜
•   Oil be there in a minute, just lighting some diyas 🕯️
• ⏱️ You’re the firecracker to my Diwali 🧨❤️ 
•  I’m shining bright like a diya-mond 💎✨
•  . Diwali think it’s time for some sweets? 🍬🤔
•  . I’m having a glowing good time 🌟😄 
•  Diya know what? You’re awesome! 🕯️👍
•  . I’m feeling pretty festive, how about you? 🎊🤗
• . Watt’s not to love about Diwali? 💡❤️
• . I’m on cloud nine… thousand (feet up with these fireworks) 🎆☁️ 
•  Diya think we should light one more? 🕯️🤔
• . I’m feeling radiant this Diwali 🌞😎 
•  Oil be loving Diwali forever 🕯️♾️ 
• You’re the light of my Diwali 💖🪔 
• . Diwali you join me for some festivities? 🎉🤝
•  I’m glowing all out this year 💯💫 
• Diya think it’s possible to have too many lights? 🕯️🤔 (Nah!)